Why Santa’s Marketing Is Better Than Your SaaS’ Marketing

Let’s face it: while you’re struggling to hit your MRR targets and wondering why your demo bookings are lower than that sketchy competitor who copied your entire website, there’s one marketer out there absolutely crushing it year after year. That’s right – Santa Claus has been running the most successful marketing operation since before SaaS was even a twinkle in Marc Benioff’s eye.

Product-Market Fit? Nailed It.

While you’re still trying to figure out if your “AI-powered, blockchain-enabled, cloud-native solution” actually solves anyone’s problems, Santa’s value proposition is crystal clear: Be good, get presents. No 47-page white paper needed. He’s not out there A/B testing different ways to say “brings joy” or running focus groups on whether “magical” resonates better than “enchanting” with his target audience.

The Ultimate Lead Generation Machine

Your marketing team celebrates when they get 100 new leads from that overpriced booth at SaaSTastic 2024. Meanwhile, Santa’s got every kid on Earth filling out his lead form (aka their wish list) without a single LinkedIn ad or “definitive guide to something you already know.” His conversion rate from wish list to delivery is so high that your investors would think you’re making up the numbers.

Viral Marketing Before It Was Cool

Remember that growth hack you tried where you added “Powered by [Your SaaS]” to the bottom of your free tier users’ exports? Cute. Santa’s got kids literally sitting on strangers’ laps in shopping malls just to promote his brand. Try suggesting that in your next marketing brainstorm and see how quickly HR schedules a meeting.

Customer Success That Actually Succeeds

While you’re sending automated “Hey {first_name}, just checking in!” emails hoping to reduce churn, Santa’s got an army of elves monitoring customer satisfaction in real-time. His NPS score? Let’s just say that when you’re literally making dreams come true, you don’t need to bribe people with Amazon gift cards to fill out your survey.

The Most Effective Referral Program Ever

Your referral program offers a $50 credit for every new customer. Santa’s got parents literally buying his products AND giving him credit for them. Plus, they leave him cookies. When was the last time a customer left you cookies?

Content Marketing on Another Level

Your blog gets 12 views (11 of which are your team making sure the links work). Santa? He’s got songs about him playing on repeat for an entire month every year. He’s got movies, books, and merchandise that he doesn’t even have to produce. That’s what we call user-generated content at scale.

Unbeatable Brand Recognition

While you’re trying to explain to your mother what your company does for the 47th time, Santa’s brand is so strong that he’s instantly recognisable by his brand colours and signature laugh. He didn’t need a Series A to hire a brand agency – he just stuck with a consistent message and delivery (pun intended).

Influencer Marketing Before Instagram

You’ve got that micro-influencer with 10k followers sharing your “game-changing” features. Santa’s got Rudolph – the original influencer who literally lights the way forward. That red nose has better brand recognition than your logo ever will.

The Ultimate Marketing Automation

Your marketing automation is a 15-step drip campaign that somehow still manages to send emails addressing people as “Dear {contact.firstname}.” Santa’s got a system that scales to billions of recipients and delivers everything in one night. Plus, his segmentation is so good he knows exactly who’s been naughty or nice.

What We Can Learn From Santa’s Success

1. Keep your value proposition simple (but maybe don’t limit it to “be good, get stuff”)
2. Build a brand people believe in (though perhaps with fewer mall-based activations)
3. Focus on delivering genuine delight (cookies are optional but appreciated)
4. Create a memorable customer experience (chimneys optional)
5. Build a loyal community (elf employment not required)

The Gift That Keeps On Converting: Santa’s Marketing Playbook

While we can’t all have Santa’s marketing budget (apparently being immortal does wonders for your runway), we can learn from his focus on delivering genuine value, maintaining brand consistency, and creating magical experiences for his users.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go optimise my chimney for better conversion rates.

Ready to Sleigh Your SaaS Marketing?

While we can’t promise elves or flying reindeer, Xander Marketing has helped 200+ SaaS businesses scale their MRR, boost demos, and increase trial signups since 2009. And yes, we deliver results faster than one night a year.

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